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Saturday, June 7, 2008
The Chronicle of the Toaster who once lived

Have you ever wonder what actually happened before everyone was awaken?? I had personally put everyone and everyone into a great big sleep. I, the King of this Kingdom of mine, had decided to take a break. To see how the outer world is actually like, as a normal little worker that works for a very big company. This company is founded by a young chap, who named it the Breadtalk Group. I happen to choose the very same path that a normal little person, who wishes to have a job, will take. Which is to open a big stack of parchments, nicely folded which the people in that world would call, the "Newspaper". Under a section named the "Classified", under this section, thousands of opportunities are offered. My eyes just somehow found it's way to this little small "Sentence", which this world call "ads" short for "advertisements". What we call notice in our world, it says that it is employing people as they are expanding their "outlets", what we call shops. So, the fearless I, who does not fear a try went for it, and guess what?? I got the job on the next day, this little post of mine it none other than the Toaster. I have to wear this maroon and white weird looking Uniform, far different from what I would expect for a Baker's Uniform, White, innocent and pure. But as I have said, I'm out to see the Outer World, I swallowed my pride, put away my standing in my World, and took up the skill of Toasting!!


^There goes me slicing a Toast^

^Me Spreading "Kaya"( A paste which they apply on Toast which contains with egg, coconut, honey, and etc ) on the Toast!! Pretty interesting huh?? I can't tell why I'm smiling, guess I was enjoying myself.^

^Me applying Chocolate on the Toast, yes they do enjoy Toast the same way as we do.^

Guess no one really get what my job was about. Still having the thought that I was using some device that the people in that world that I was in, use for their breakfast?? The device that people pop bread into, press a lever down and a nicely toasted Toast will pop up after a couple of minutes?? No!!..


^It's this!!.. This was my Toaster, I was the Owner of it.^

Yes, this is the device that I toast bread over. You might ask, "Doesn't it hurt to toast over it?? Isn't it hot??" Thanks for your concern, the answer is yes, it hurts not just hurt, but a lot!! But this is what a small little worker of this Big Company, would have to do, what this will be if I choose to back out. So I bit my lips, and continue to endure the hardship of this little post of mine.

To give a proper understanding of my little job, I would like to start from here.


^Let me give a proper introduction. This is my work desk, from the top left, the Standby Toasts, the Mountain of Butter ( For Toasting ), the Bowl of Skewers, my Knife and Chopper ( For Toast ), the Chopping Board, the Weighing Machine, the Peanut Paste, the Kaya Paste, the Fried Chilli Shrimps, the Pineapple Jam, the Butter ( For Toasted Toast ), the Orange Jam, the Strawberry Jam, the Plate of Sugar, the Table Cloth, Stack of Receipts, Bottle of Honey, Condense Milk and Chocolate, and the Plates.^

Hope that helped, this was part of the life that I had Working for this Company. The life where I go home everyday smelling like Butter, fingernails chipped and skin peeling from heat, and getting cuts and injuries everywhere from the stunt I have to pull with the Knife, Chopper and etc.


posted at 2:14 PM


Sunday, June 1, 2008
Attention!! Attention!! Invasion!! Invasion!!

Attention!! ALL BE AWAKEN!! This is an emergency!! Our Kingdom is in trouble, on 19th day of the fifth month of Earth. A foreign kingdom that originated from India declared that they have, conquered the lands near to our Kingdom. These lands are no longer like before, everything has changed. Faith has changed; the people of the land are no longer believing in what they should be, they are being misled. They do not know what they have been led to; they are being led to destruction. Be Awaken People!! Dukes, Generals, Soldiers come back to what you are, form your Armies, and form your Troops. CHARGE!! Give hope to the lost, fought this foreign kingdom!! Drive them out of these lands; lead the lost back on to the right track before it’s too late. They are approaching nearer and nearer to our Kingdom, quick People put on you Armour, put on your Helmet, pick up your Shield and most importantly hold on to your Sword. The most important key to winning the battle!! People, do what you can, use your Gifts; apply all that you are equipped with. We can’t lose this Battle; this is the Greatest Battle in Humanity and the Most Important one. Lose the Battle and we will lose the World. Do what you can!! Save the World from Destruction!!

posted at 9:39 AM



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